dear $USERNAME,

i’m taking time today to write you to ask you to please make sure to take time today to get to $POLLING_STATION near $USER_HOME, and vote! however, if you find that you’ll be voting for $NOT_MY_CANDIDATE, or that you belong to $WRONG_PARTY, please don’t worry about it. as a matter of fact, you probably should steer clear of $POLLING_STATION altogether, as i hear that some $RABID_GROUP members are picketing near there. you never know what kind of $DISASTER[rand(0,100)] could occur.

thanks,

friendOf($USERNAME).

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